More things I don't get/understand:
1. The term "assless chaps." Do chaps come with the butt part covered up? If so, I've never seen them.
B. Why entire families go grocery shopping. It's not Quality Family Time when at least one child is crying and/or screaming because mom won't let them have Ring Dings. So why drag the whole family to the supermarket is what I'm asking.
iii) Those stupid stickers people put on their rear windows that symbolize how many people are in the family. Including pets.