No, not George Parros (dammit)
Nor did I get a restraining order from George Parros.
Although the day isn't over yet.
No, I got an iPhone 4S!!!!
And can I just say that I love this phone as much as I love George?
Because I do.
Which is why I have named it "George."
Oh, and SPEAKING of my iPhone 4S and George Parros, guess what was the first thing I asked Siri?
Go on, guess.
The first thing I asked Siri was, "Where can I find hockey players?"
And Siri's response?
"I'm sorry. I can't help you with that."
Wow, Siri. Low blow.
Somehow, Siri found out about my *thing* for
WhatEVER, Siri. I don't NEED your help.
Except when I need to find a good defense attorney.