Tuesday, January 17, 2012

I WILL HUG IT AND SQUEEZE IT AND LOVE IT AND KISS IT AND I WILL CALL IT "GEORGE"

Guess what I got?  Guess what I got?  Guess what I got?

No, not George Parros (dammit)
Nor did I get a restraining order from George Parros.

Although the day isn't over yet.

No, I got an iPhone 4S!!!!

I KNOW!!!!

And can I just say that I love this phone as much as I love George?

Because I do.

Which is why I have named it "George."

Oh, and SPEAKING of my iPhone 4S and George Parros, guess what was the first thing I asked Siri?

Go on, guess.

Give up?

The first thing I asked Siri was, "Where can I find hockey players?"

And Siri's response?

"I'm sorry.  I can't help you with that."

Wow, Siri.  Low blow.
 
Somehow, Siri found out about my *thing* for stalking hockey players and is trying to protect her/its own ass from any future legal repercussions.

WhatEVER, Siri.  I don't NEED your help.

Except when I need to find a good defense attorney.





 
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2 comments:

  1. DebbieJanuary 17, 2012 at 8:05 PM

    LAMO! I remember that cartoon. The abominable snowman who finds Daffy and swears to LOVE HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND CALL HIM GEORGE!!!

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  2. LisaJanuary 20, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    I got one for Christmas! And I LOVE that thing more than I thought it was possible to love a bunch of electrical thingamabobs.

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