Monday, March 21, 2011

The Doors of Perception. Of what's on my fridge

This morning I had an epiphany that what my 2 readers REALLY wanted to see/read about today was (drum roll please):

WHAT'S ON MY REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!

Okay, I totally stole the idea from June but hey, sometimes my train of thought leaves the station without me when it comes to blog fodder and a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

So without further ado, let's look at What's On My Fridge:
In the upper left corner is a magnet of a hockey puck with the name of one of Thing 2's hockey teams from oh, about 5 years ago.  I do not know why it's still there.

Below that is a magnet of a Black Lab that looks exactly like my beloved Lucy (May She Rest in Peace.  In my Curio Cabinet/Columbarium).  Which is why it's still there.  Everytime I get something out of the freezer (vodka), I am reminded of my Lucy.  Who I still miss every day.

Next to Lucy are Thing 2's report cards.  4 A's, 2 B's.  Which put her on the Principal's Honor Roll for having a 3.5 and above GPA.  Which means she gets to sleep in the house.  For now.

Now let's take a gander at the other side, shall we?
 There's a lovely note to Thing 2 from one of her favorite middle school teachers which is held by a Chester Cheetah magnet clip.  I have no idea where that magnet clip came from.

Next to the note is a photo of Thing 2 taken by her orthodontist the day she got her braces off.

Next to that is an invitation Thing 1 received when Warden Threw a Party at the Santa Barbara County Jail over Halloween weekend.  All charges were dropped but I keep the citation up there so that Thing 1 is reminded of his drunk and stupid actions every time he opens the fridge.

Below that is the 2009 Christmas Card from my dear friend Bubbles.  I have no idea why I still have it up there but why rush to take it down, I ask.  It's held up by a Dominos Pizza magnet.  I know the phone number by heart, I don't need to read the magnet whenever I want to order pizza.
Next to the 2009 Christmas Card from Bubbles und familia (see how multi-lingual I am?) is a notice from Thing 2's school telling us we have to get her a whooping cough booster shot before she can start school in the fall.  

So that concludes the tour of the doors of my refrigerator.  I hope you enjoyed it.  Maybe next time we can do a tour of the contents.  I know, the excitement never ends here.


1 comment:

  1. I stopped reading after "Vodka" and headed to the bar.

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