Bong Hits for Jesus

Don't know if you've been paying attention but today was the President's Evil Indoctrination Speech. You know, the one that was "allegedly" about education and staying in school instead of dropping out to become the next contestant on "Rock of Love" but was actually a subliminal message to convert our nation's children to Commie Pinko Socialism. For those of you who aren't sure, there is a hefty dose of sarcasm in the above sentences.

I'm still aghast and my flabber is more than gasted at the hysterical hysterics of people over this speech. My local news station (KTLA Morning News...LOVE Them!) showed a clip of some Anne Coulter look-alike, complete with the stringy over bleached hair and thick, black smeared eyeliner that makes her look like a tweaker stripper. Which is what she probably is and explains her insane and psychotic rantings. Anyway, the newsclip shows this woman clutching her face like she was the model for Edvard Munch's "The Scream" and sobbing hysterically because her children were in danger of being indoctrinated! Seriously, that's the word she used. TheManTheMyth and I looked at each other in utter disbelief and he said, "with a mother like that, she's gonna have some fucked up kids." Ya think?

So I watch the speech. And waited and waited for the subliminal message. I don't know what I was expecting, maybe a hot dog and soda dancing across the screen, planting the idea to go to the snack bar. But waddya know, there WASN'T anything controversial or dangerous in that speech. No subliminal messages, not even if you played the speech backwards. Not even a "Paul is Dead" was snuck in there.

Of course you can't argue with extremists any more than you can argue with a drunk and try to make them see reason. Believe me, I know. It cannot be done. And these people all believe the Gospel according to that fat drug addict Rush Limbaugh and will continue to wave their pitchforks and torches to prevent their children from being "indoctrinated." God forbid their children be exposed to different views. That must not happen in public school!

I found out this morning, via a Twitter (Tweet?) from the local Seal Beach rag of all places, that my kids school district refused to show the speech live. Instead, the teachers and administrators would tape the speech and after review, would decide if it was appropriate to be shown to the students.

Los Alamitos School District should be very happy I don't come over there and bitchslap them for deciding that a speech from the President of the United States that is aimed at promoting education must be censored from the students. Am I the only one who sees the irony (the opposite of wrinkly) here? You'd think this HAD to be a joke! But, sadly, it's not.

Cheezus Christ on a Cracker, these people need Bong Hits for Jesus.

Or an enema.