So, for the past week or so, Blogger has decided to totally fuck with me and is being a total butthead. I am unable to post any photos, which kind of makes it hard to tell a story if pictures can't be included. It just kind of loses something when there's no visuals. And then today, my Dashboard is all kinds of messed up and is making it difficult to read the blogs I follow. Why you gotta be hatin' on me, Blogger?
So Blogger, I'm letting you know that you and me are in a Fight. But get in line behind my Droid phone because my Droid and I are also in a Fight.
So Droid, you were supposed to be Verizon's answer to the iPhone, which is why I traded in my BlackBerry when it was time to upgrade. But you've let me down, Droid. In a BIG way.
You don't allow me to answer incoming calls because of that stupid "Slide to Unlock/Answer" feature WILL NOT slide to unlock and answer so I keep missing calls. Well, I'm not actually missing them, I see the call as I'm staring at my screen while frantically trying and failing to answer and feeling utterly helpless as the call goes to voicemail. Only then am I able to "slide to unlock" when it's day late, dollar short there Droid.
And let's talk about the e-mail function, shall we? My old BlackBerry totally kicks ass in the e-mail category while you, you're a miserable failure at that. In fact, you downright suck. I'd really like to know why you refuse to deliver my e-mails for as long as 24 hours. Oh, and then to make matters worse, you deliver the same e-mail over and over and over and over despite me deleting said e-mail over and over and over and over. What's up with THAT? And, it's always a SPAM e-mail that won't go away. What, are you getting a kickback for every SPAM e-mail that shows up in my Inbox?
I think you do this stuff on purpose, Droid. I think you and Blogger are in cahoots to annoy the crap out of me. I'm kind of stuck with you, Droid, because I just got you a couple of months ago but Blogger? If you don't get your shit together, I just might blow this popsicle stand of a blogging site and take my wit and wisdom and 3 followers over to WordPress or TypePad and then won't YOU be sorry you were mean to me.
Uh huh,who's running scared now?